Queen Fei Comin’ Yo

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Fei post is best post.

Oh God, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god.

#JYP #박진영 #페이 #Fei 엄정화, 박지윤, 아이비, 선미에 이어 5번째 여자솔로 프로듀싱에 도전했습니다. 여자솔로 프로듀싱을 할 땐 가장 중요한 건 그 여자의 숨겨진 매력을 찾아내는 것인데 따뜻하고 포근한 여자는 보통 자극적이고 섹시하지 않고 자극적이고 섹시한 여자는 보통 따뜻하고 포근하지 않은데 페이는 드물게 이 두 가지를 함께 가지고 있어요. 이 양쪽을 다 담은 노래 #괜찮아괜찮아Fantasy 19일 0시 기대해주세요… Um Jeong Hwa, Park Ji Yoon, Ivy, Sunmi and now my 5th muse! When producing a female solo artist the most important thing is to reveal her hidden attraction. This artist, her charm is very rare cuz she has the warmth and the sexiness at the same time. Usually girls have one or the other but she has both so the song includes the two sides of her called #AnythingFantasy Coming 19th 0am…

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You know that scene in Community where Troy meets LaVar Burton and it’s the greatest-worst moment of his life?

This is that moment for me.

HOW THE FUCK AM I GOING TO REVIEW A KWEEN WANG FEI FEI SOLO? ESPECIALLY ONE THAT IS GOING TO BE PRODUCED BY THE JYP HIMSELF? HOW DOES ONE EVEN PRESUME TO CRITIQUE THAT WHICH CANNOT BE ADEQUATELY APPRECIATED BY THIS REALITY?

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Just kill me already.

It would be like meeting Shakespeare and offering him tips on writing structure.

It’d be like walking up to Michael Jordan and telling him how he could improve his jump shot.

It would be like living the perfectly moral life, treating everyone around you with kindness and respect, passing away at the ripe old age of 80, seeing the shining light at the end of tunnel, meeting God at the Pearly Gates, and having the following conversation:

God: “Welcome to the heavenly kingdom my child. Behold! Paradise in all of its glory, perfect in every way as conceived by my omnipotent mind and godly wisdom.”

Drooling Idiot: “Wow, thanks God, this is cool but I have got to get you in touch with this dude I know who cuts grass because this lawn you have labelled “Garden of Eden” is wack.”

*God immediately buzzes an angel to ask for Satan.

I AM NOT READY FOR THIS.* Kill me.

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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

wang fei fei live

YAAAAAAASSSSSEEEEEE.

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The feels. They cannot be managed.

fei working out on bar

Yeah, y’all can go home. Peak life has been reached.

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My hunger is satiated by Fei.

fei fei wabam

Moar plz.

*I am so ready for this.

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3 comments

  1. I knew when I saw that news we were going to see it here. It will be interesting to see what Fei’s debut is like. My guess is it won’t be a cute/innocent concept or a ballad, but something full blown sexy. Fei’s too hot to waste on a cute concept unless it is done tongue in cheek.

    Also it sounds like Seohyun is finally up for a solo debut in November. I’m very curious what that debut is going to be like as well. It would be awesome in some ways if she had an over the top sexy concept putting her maknae days firmly in the rear view mirror. Realistically though it is more likely to be a ballad maybe with her playing guitar or piano herself. Then again, maybe she will surprise us with some up tempo EDM. It would be hilarious if they put a bonus track of an EDM version of the children’s song she used to audition with SM.

    I wonder if we will see another Miss A release with Jia’s departure and Suzy seemingly more and more focused on acting. If Fei has a successful solo debut we might not hear from Miss A again.

  2. The fight over the “South China Sea” might hurt her solo efforts.

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