SNSD’s Tiffany Pretty Much Shades The ’50 Shades Of Grey’ Movie

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Full disclosure: I haven’t seen 50 Shades of Grey so I can’t really comment on how “lousy”,  “boring” or “stunningly, mind-glazingly dull” the whole film really is.

Luckily, SNSD member and amateur film critic Tiffany Hwang did see 50 Shades of Grey and her non-review review of the movie does a better job savaging the film than any essay possibly could.

Tiffany was on SBS’s ‘One Night of TV Entertainment’ with Taeyeon and Seohyun and the host asked if Tiffany had read any good books recently.

Her response was GOLD:

“I reread ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ and even watched the movie.  The music in the movie was really good.”

First, she REREAD 50 Shades of Grey, meaning that Tiffany has read the book and all of its awkward lines and phrasing about an unhealthy BDSM relationship at least twice.

Second, the only thing that she could say at the movie, good or bad, was that the music was nice. That’s the equivalent of complimenting a restaurant solely for its cutlery. That’s some good ass shade right there.

If you were on the fence about seeing the film (although I think everyone who wanted to see it has dragged their significant other to see it by now), hopefully Tiffany’s opinions will help factor into your decision.

(As an aside, as much as I hate to admit it, the 50 Shades of Grey soundtrack does have some nice tunes on it that I jam to every now and again. The Weeknd’s “Earned It” and Ellie Goulding’s “Love Me Like You Do” are pretty good. Beyonce’s “Crazy in Love” remix is… not.)

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3 comments

  1. LUV ME LIKE YOU DO LUV LUV ME LIKE YOU DO

    pretty much what i heard on my class every single hour.

    1. The chorus is either genius or evil depending on the time of day.

  2. I thought the best part of the interview was her saying she’s 25 and she can read and watch what she wants. Also, I must admit the idea of Tiffany being a dominatrix or submissive at heart is kind of hot. Nichkhun was already one of the luckiest guys on the planet, but now he’s even luckier. I won’t even get into the concept of Taeny playing around in that manner…lol.

    I would have been real funny if Tiffany had trolled Taeyeon by asking for her copy of the book back, and then Taeyeon trolled the innocent maknae, Seohyun, by saying she had loaned it to her. Seohyun would have been mortified not just for being connected with BDSM by her unnies, but also for it being inferred that she had read such a poorly written book when she takes great pride in reading good literature. On a side note, am I wrong, or would Seohyun and her perfectionist nature make her one hell of an intimidating dominatrix. Innocent little Seohyun with a basement full of caged sex slaves…lol.

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