After School’s Nana Flawlessly Models For Some Product Called ‘Glamm’ That No One Will Pay Attention To Anyways

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It’s Friday and it’s been awhile since there’s been a “Hey, Nana is pretty” post on this blog, so here’s a recent photoshoot that After School’s Nana did for Hyundai Pharmaceutical’s drink ‘Glamm.’

What is ‘GlaAm?’ What does ‘GLaMmM’ do? What does ‘gLAAAAmm’ taste like? All those pertinent questions and more will definitely not be answered in this advertising campaign.

In all honesty, these are probably my two favorite shots because they don’t even pretend to try to sell you anything but Nana’s hotness.

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That background and dress pattern is playing tricks on my eyes.

 

Glamm - either a color, a dress or a person judging by this shot.

Glamm – either a color, a dress or a person judging by this shot.

THERE’S NOT EVEN A DAMN SHOT OF A GLAMM BOTTLE IN EITHER OF THESE.

SOME POOR PERSON UNFAMILIAR WITH K-POP WILL FOREVER THINK THAT THIS PRETTY PERSON WAS AFFLICTED WITH THE NAME GLAMM BY SOME MERCILESSLY CRUEL REALITY STAR PARENTS.

At least most of the shots somewhat feature a Glaam bottle. Also, Nana looks good, so there’s that.

Such a wonderfully shaped.... bottle.

Such a wonderfully shaped…. bottle.

Of course, now I know that Glamm exists, so maybe the folks at Hyundai Pharmaceutical know what they’re doing.

The background looks like a Matrix lighting set.

The background looks like a Matrix lighting set.

Nana fruitlessly tries to find new and interesting ways to hold a bottle.

Nana fruitlessly tries to find new and interesting ways to hold a bottle.

Got Glamm?

Got Glamm?

The ultimate "Fuck the bottle, we all know why we're here" shot.

The ultimate “Fuck the bottle, we all know why we’re here” shot.

The cap is on. THAT'S NOT HOW YOU DRINK STUFF.

The cap is on. THAT’S NOT HOW YOU DRINK STUFF.

Very subtle.

Very subtle.

Glamm causes one to have the body of a goddess and the hair of a crazy person.

Glamm: Perfect for that cocktail party in a wind tunnel.

Nana is Pretty, the Ad Campaign. Can I be hired by some agency to come up with similarly brilliant ad concepts?

Nana is Pretty, the Ad Campaign. Can I be hired by some agency to come up with similarly brilliant ad concepts?

In life, there are only a few certainties; life, death and the fact that every Nana post will somehow evolve into an image-fest.

The best.

The best.

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9 comments

  1. I’m sitting here trying to think of something to add to this but I can’t. Except keep up the good work.

    1. There’s just nothing to add here. It is what it is and it’s very proud of that fact haha.

    2. Shadow · · Reply

      Yeah, got nothing else either. Just sitting here trying to count polka-dots, but never getting past one.

  2. Fleur De Seoul · · Reply

    100% would think that Glammalamadingdong is a fashion line.

    1. Same. It could definitely work as one.

  3. Nana in that gold dress is just insane. Put that picture on the label of the bottle and it will fly off the shelves. Just rename the beverage “Nana” and have the label be such that you must empty the bottle to reveal the photo of Nana and then have about 24 different versions for people to collect, with one of the 24 a shot of her in a bikini but it only exists on five bottles and the possessor gets to go on a date with her, and the fanboys and even fangirls will buy as many bottles as their allowances and salaries will allow.

    It sure does seem like an odd ad campaign. The only thing I can figure is it must be some kind of supposed diet beverage that if you consume it you will somehow have your genes manipulated and your willpower to exercise and diet increased so you too can look as hot as Nana.

    That girl hit the jackpot on the genetic lottery.

    I was unaware of who Nana was until she said, “Let’s go,” and I said “Sure, I’ll go with you.”

  4. I was honestly curious what ‘Hyundai’s Glamm’ drink was and all I got from Google were articles about Nana. FWIW, Glamm is suppose to be a ‘dietary fibre’ drink. Which either means it’s marketed to reduces appetite and help you fit into the same dress size as Nana, or helps you move your bowels in the can. I’m guessing the former.

    Keep up the great work!

    1. Or the latter. If you take a big enough dump, you’ll look just like Nana.*

      *Results may vary.

      1. LOL. now that’s funny

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