Waifu Wednesday: Jo Sojin

jo sojin

Jo Sojin (better known as Sojin) is a South Korean idol singer and dancer. She is best known for being “not Kyungri” in K-Pop trio Nasty Nasty and a member of K-Pop group Nine Muses.

Truth be told, there’s not a whole lot which one can say about Sojin right now other than she definitely fits well within Nine Muses. Star Empire Entertainment obviously knew they had a good talent on their hands when they thrust Sojin in Nasty Nasty (opposite the rather formidable Kyungri) over a more well-known name. She’s a suitable vocalist (which can be said of nearly every Nine Muses member) but her profile lists her specialty as choreography, so hopefully Nine Muses will allow her to showcase that particular talent as her role within the group grows. Also, in a group with an embarrassment of riches when it comes to sexiness, Sojin is as cute as a button, so there’s that.

Her:

Sojin is so pretty that one can feel it in pitch dark rooms.

Smack dab in the middle of the cute-hot Venn diagram.

Smack dab in the middle of the cute-hot Venn diagram.

Sojin’s hotness could fuel several power plants.

Casually slaying whatever is in the distance.

Casually slaying whatever is in the distance.

Sojin fulfills the universe’s vast cuteness shortage.

Pro selcas.

Pro selcas.

Sojin’s talents are stronger than the sun’s pull.

A real life muse.

A real life muse.

Sojin is so beautiful that man has not yet created a word which adequately describes it.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF is about as close as I've come.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF is about as close as I’ve come.

Sojin can dance with a fierceness that is downright violent on the soul.

Me:

oh my god

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4 comments

  1. They said Sojin was in Kim Sori’s Bikini video:

  2. She has perma-bitch face. It’s the forehead and small upper lip I think. Something the plastic surgeon couldn’t fix while doing her eyes and nose.

    1. Man, is there any of these girls who doesn’t get plastic surgery. Now, that you mentioned her face, you can really see the problems.

    2. Yeah, someone about her face doesn’t quite sit right with me too. She looks like a small animal to me.. but more ferret than chipmunk. Also, what Jimin (AOA) would look like if she had surgery and leg extensions. Sorry, not a fan. Bring back Sera!

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