Jessica Jung has been working collaboratively with Chinese clothing brand Li-Ning and the company had the former Girls’ Generation member wish her fans a happy New Year through the brand’s official Weibo account.
It may also be the most awkward video ever put to film. The cue card reading is so obvious that Li-Ning may as well have just filmed the intern holding them up for Jessica to read as well. The less said about the cadence, the better (Ok, couldn’t resist. It honestly had less flow than a river in a season-long drought).
It is the first New Year’s greeting that I have ever encountered that could plausibly double as a hostage video. Someone, check to see if she’s blinking in morse code.
At least the clothes look nice. The most that I had known about Li-Ning was that Dwyane Wade has a basketball shoe deal through them, so it was kind of a surprise to see that Jessica Jung is collaborating with the sporting apparel line as well.