After School’s Nana was recently named the most beautiful person on Planet Earth by TC Candler in their annual list of 100 very photogenic and famous women.
And while congratulations are in order for Nana, who placed second on the list last year, the TC Candler list is obviously wrong
because it’s not my list. For instance, thirteen other famous Korean entertainers made the list but look at where they placed:
miss A’s Suzy (#11), Go Ara (#17), Girls’ Generation’s Taeyeon (#23), Song Hye Kyo (#27), Jessica Jung (#35), Girl’s Day’s Minah (#53), Rainbow’s Woori (#56), Jun Ji Hyun (#59), Girls’ Generation’s Sooyoung (#64), Girls’ Generation’s Yoona (#76), After School’s Jooyeon (#78), IU (#83), and Kara’s Hara (#99)
Sooyoung above Yoona? Minah above Jooyeon? Wang Fei Fei nowhere to be found? Such a list is obviously a wrong list.
So, as has been a venerable tradition in the long, long (two year) life span of this blog, here is the objectively correct list of the top ten Waifus of 2014 as decided by
my own socialized and individual tastes the heavens above.
For this year’s list, I’ve excluded Korean actresses and K-Pop stars who are not actively promoting or have “graduated”/”been exiled”/”kicked for whatever happened with SNSD.” Hopefully, this leads to some shake-ups as it’s not like I chase whatever new hotness emerges every week*.
*Who am I kidding?
Without further ado:
“One More” was my most addictive single of 2014 and Linzy slayed the video so hard, there should be a warrant out for her arrest.
Hyosung had a solid solo debut but it still feels like SECRET’s stars are reaching for the perfection of “Poison” still and aren’t quite hitting their mark.
The one glimmering saving grace of 2014 was that Nicole’s retirement from KARA was not the end of her K-Pop career.
Oh yeah. “Holler” came out this year. In between Oreo hatred and SNSD shakeups, Taeyeon did her thing and despite all the drama, she’s still the leader of the biggest girl group in K-Pop.
Main vocalist and guitarist for a K-Pop group which is solidifying itself as one of the upper tier acts in the game? It’s a crime Choa doesn’t make every “Best of” list in existence.
Everyday’s a Girl’s Day. She has a degree in Mechanical Engineering. She’s Girl’s Day’s most underrated vocalist. She’s one of the few K-Pop stars in the game who doesn’t make me feel old. Sojin for life.
The reasons why Lizzy is simply the best are too many to list here. After School may be stuck in a rut but as long as Orange Caramel is around to showcase Lizzy, everything will be OK.
THE FACT THAT CLARA LEE IS OFFICIALLY A K-POP PERSONALITY IS THE GREATEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2014.
Hello, my name is Yellow Slug and I am now a Wassup fan.
There are no guarantees in life but this is about as close to one as you’re likely to find. Everyone else is playing for second.
Well, there you have it. The objectively best list on K-Pop’s most beautiful faces that is in no way click bait like that dirty and objectively wrong TC Candler list. Up next, the objectively best “year’s end” award list. That will come tomorrow.