In news which is only slightly less surprising than the sun rising, both SM Entertainment and Amoeba Culture have confirmed that Choiza and Sulli are indeed in a relationship. Turns out, wallets don’t lie.
SM Entertainment’s statement was short and vague, as if the label would literally rather talk about anything else at the moment (which is probably true):
“Sulli and Choiza are of the relationship in which the two depend on each other.”
Jeez, why not take it a step further and say “Sulli and Choiza exist and are sometimes in the same hemisphere.”
Amoeba Culture was a bit more forthcoming but “forthcoming” basically amounts to the boilerplate celebrity relationship statement:
“The two were of good sunbae-hoobae at first but started to develop interest in each other, and are now seeing each other with good feelings. We thank everyone who loves Choiza, and please give the two your love and support.”
Sulli was not on hand to perform with the rest of f(x) at SMTOWN Live World Tour this past week as she’s still on a temporary hiatus (and hopefully enjoying the full benefits of a Choiza relationship). The hiatus inevitably produced a Dispatch report which suggested that Sulli was leaving f(x). SM Entertainment was equally short in dismissing that rumor:
In addition, in response to Dispatch suggesting that Sulli has left f(x) as a member, SM Entertainment added, “The content reported about f(x) is completely untrue.”
No word on if Sulli will be a part of upcoming f(x) events so expect these merry reports and rumors of f(x)’s imminent demise being caused by Choiza’s penis to continue until the very moment that Sulli is seen on stage again.