Waifu Wednesday: Kim Nari

nari wassup cover

Kim Nari is a South Korean idol singer and dancer. She is best known for being the main dancer and main vocalist in twerkalicious K-Pop group Wa$$up.

Nari is borderline criminal in how hot she is. That makes her the perfect idol for Wa$$up, a group which lives and thrives through its ability to channel pure sexuality in K-Pop. Sure, I could talk about her singing or dancing prowess given that she gets the title of “main vocalist” and “main dancer” but lets be real. All that matters to Wa$$up is that Nari gets placed front and center on the main stage for all to worship. It is a sentiment that I can certainly get behind.

Her:

Nari is so sexy that she causes the core of the planet to sweat.

And a new era began.

And a new era begins.

Nari is so smooth that she could slide through an industrial wool brillo pad.

A Wa$$up member in her natural habitat.

A Wa$$up member in her natural posture.

Nari’s beauty is more legendary than Thor’s hammer wrapped up in the cloth of Baby Jesus.

Mel Gibson and Danny Glover are suing those shorts for plagiarism.

Mel Gibson and Danny Glover are suing those shorts for plagiarism.

Nari is so devastating that she has her own DEFCON level.

Seriously, that outfit.

Seriously, that outfit.

If Nari’s talents was food, the world would never go hungry.

Couldn't even wait for Selca Sunday.

Couldn’t even wait for Selca Sunday.

Nari’s talents are more potent than a supernova.

And around and around we go.

And around and around we go.

Me:

fangirling pikachu

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5 comments

  1. Kpoptartsarebestpoptarts · · Reply

    That Pikachu gif is disturbing. And Nari is just ridiculous. I wish she was in a better group.

  2. I’m not sure how I feel about your newfound Wa$$up fanboying. Also, you got it all wrong. NADA is reason why the group still exists.


    1. Looking back on it, yeah this past week was very Wa$$up heavy.

      I think you’re right about Nada in the fact that she’s the member who I think fits the Wa$$up concept the best (she’s definitely the first member that pops up in my head when someone mentions Wa$$up) but I still think Nari and Dain are the best everything in that group.

  3. black soshi · · Reply

    Wow!

  4. alex02101996 · · Reply

    Actually Nari is a lead vocal not a main, Jiae is the one and only main vocal. Nari just gets alot of center dancing being the best dancer and visual

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