miss A’s Suzy’s Sprite commercial takes ‘Obey Your Thirst’ to new levels

That dude's face represents everyone.

We are all that dude’s face.

Sprite will get miss A’s Suzy wet.

If it’s in an commercial, it must be true.

Who would have thought that someone could give Clara Lee a run for her money in having the best Sprite ad of all time?

The prospect of Bae Suzy getting rained on in shrewdly chosen white top and jean shorts ensemble is so unfair that someone needs to create a government agency to oversee and regulate it because this type of thirst is damn near unquenchable.

Meanwhile, America gets Drake's stupid robot-splitting face.

Meanwhile, America gets Drake’s stupid cyborg-splitting face.

The thirst. It is oh so real.

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7 comments

  1. black soshi · · Reply

    With the existence of both of these commercials I feel it is my duty to start drinking more Sprite. And I wil enjoy it. What the hell is a Drake?

    1. A part-time rapper/sports team bandwagoner who moonlights as a Sprite robot.

      1. black soshi · ·

        you lost me at rap…

      2. LAST NAME EVER. FIRST NAME GREATEST.

  2. Kpoptartsarebestpoptarts · · Reply

    Damn that last pic…I was hoping to see a still of that, and of course you delivered. What a shape.

    1. Kpoptartsarebestpoptarts · · Reply

      Well on my phone it looked like a still for a while anyway. The gif is even better.

    2. What Sprite did with this is almost too easy. You could put anything in Suzy’s hand there and I would feel compelled to buy it.

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