Waifu Wednesday: Park Choa

choa aoa yase cover

Park Choa is a South Korean idol singer, dancer and guitarist. She is best known for being the main vocalist and guitar player for Ace of Angels (AOA).

The fact that Choa happens to play a musical instrument in addition to being ungodly pretty is the definition of unfair. Adding on to all of that, she’s a good singer (one of AOA’s more talented vocalists, if not the most talented) and a fine dancer. It’s as if the heavenly bodies decided to overachieve for one moment and created a force which is only contained by the fact that FNC Entertainment doesn’t seem to know what to do with a hot guitarist who can sing (or a girl rock group for that matter). The answer should be obvious to anyone who’s seen Choa do her thing on stage. Put her front and center and get out of the damn way.

Her:

Choa is so pretty that the sight of her is considered a holy blessing.

More "S" than the logo on Superman's chest.

More “S” than the logo on Superman’s chest.

Choa is so talented that Sherlock Holmes consults her for cases.

Soooooo... talented.

Soooooo… talented.

Choa’s beauty is so stunning that a side effect of staring at her is paralysis.

Shredding mai hart.

Shredding mai hart.

Choa could make oil and water mix with a smile.

There is not a "D'awwww" large enough.

There is not a “D’awwww” large enough.

Choa plus a guitar is more unfair than bringing Ken Jennings to trivia night.

Esquire doing God's work.

Esquire doing God’s work.

If Choa were a color, it would be all of them.

yeah, that made no sense but this broke my brain.

yeah, that made no sense but this broke my brain.

The miracle of Choa ranks up there with multiplying fish and raising the dead.

DAT BELLY DOE

DAT BELLY DOE

Me:

i cant

Advertisements

12 comments

  1. moyaaa · · Reply

    Ok, to be fair to the rest of the AOA members, she’s not necessarily the best looking (Seolhyun, Hyejeong), the cutest (Mina, Youkyung) or best with instruments (Yuna, Jimin). But all the above don’t mean squat when you hear Choa sing, and that’s she’s able to brings the entire package together and looks absolutely adorable while doing so. Hard to imagine that she struggled and failed many auditions before she was signed by FNC.
    She comes across almost shy on interviews and supposedly is the most maternal member and cooks for the group. So very ‘Waifu’ material indeed!

    1. I know you’ll probably disagree, but Choa and Yuna could just go form their own duo and I’d follow that to the ends of the earth.

      1. Choa & Yuna are 2 of their strongest singers for sure, which explains how they can helm AOA Black. However, I think you’re missing out on ‘lead vocalist’ Hyejeong, who’s not just extremely easy on the eyes, but also a very competent singer. See 2min mark of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fCMLwh-frs
        Jimin also adds rap and a ton of spunk to the group, because relying on vocal strength alone can’t make a top act (ahem, Spica).
        Are the other AOA girls extraneous? I’d say no, if you want to make an impact like this http://okpopgirls.rebzombie.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/AOA-Shaking-practice-room-8.png

      2. Choa & Yuna are 2 of their strongest singers for sure, which explains how they can helm AOA Black. However, I think you’re missing out on ‘lead vocalist’ Hyejeong, who’s not just extremely easy on the eyes, but also a very competent singer. See 2min mark of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fCMLwh-frs
        Jimin also adds rap and a ton of spunk to the group, because we’ve seen how relying on vocal strength alone can’t make a top act (Spica).
        Are the other AOA girls extraneous? I’d say no, if you want dance routines featuring 7 pairs of legs that stretch from the trebling ground to the bliss of figured hips.

  2. moyaaa · · Reply

    More Choa (and Yuna) vocal goodness. Man, I missed AOA Black so much.

  3. I like Choa but front and center in AOA is already occupied by Seolhyun.

  4. They all act like sluts. Dress like whores. Have zero talent that will make it internationally. Pit them against the world’s best singers and they wouldn’t even make it to the top 1000

    1. We don’t often get trolls around these parts so ok, I’ll bite 🙂
      Yes, K-Pop is extremely sexualised—newsflash: sex sells—but to say they all have no talent and can’t make it internationally just reflects your ignorance. You don’t have to like K-Pop but you also can’t ignore a US$5 billion (and growing industry) that Time Magazine calls “South Korea’s Greatest Export”. That’s some serious coin and not too shabby for an industry that only began in 1992.

      1. I am actually oddly flattered when a troll takes time out of their day to comment here.

  5. I dont always love K-Pop, but when I do, I love Choa!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: