Park Choa is a South Korean idol singer, dancer and guitarist. She is best known for being the main vocalist and guitar player for Ace of Angels (AOA).
The fact that Choa happens to play a musical instrument in addition to being ungodly pretty is the definition of unfair. Adding on to all of that, she’s a good singer (one of AOA’s more talented vocalists, if not the most talented) and a fine dancer. It’s as if the heavenly bodies decided to overachieve for one moment and created a force which is only contained by the fact that FNC Entertainment doesn’t seem to know what to do with a hot guitarist who can sing (or a girl rock group for that matter). The answer should be obvious to anyone who’s seen Choa do her thing on stage. Put her front and center and get out of the damn way.
Choa is so pretty that the sight of her is considered a holy blessing.
Choa is so talented that Sherlock Holmes consults her for cases.
Choa’s beauty is so stunning that a side effect of staring at her is paralysis.
Choa could make oil and water mix with a smile.
Choa plus a guitar is more unfair than bringing Ken Jennings to trivia night.
If Choa were a color, it would be all of them.
The miracle of Choa ranks up there with multiplying fish and raising the dead.