Park Sun-Young, better known by her stage name Hyomin, is a South Korean idol singer, dancer, rapper, actress, model and designer. She is best known for being a member of K-Pop group T-ara, the gift that is forever giving.
Yes, Hyomin took a bit of a popularity hit with the rest of T-ara due to the Hwayoung bullying scandal that may or may not have included actual bullying in it. That does not change what Hyomin is able to accomplish on stage. Her various titles aren’t so much resume padding as they are indicative of her versatility. Need a singer now that Areum’s gone? Hyomin can slide into that role. Need someone to cover a bit of rapping with the ethering of Hwayoung? Hyomin can do it. Need someone on stage who can distract from the fact that T-ara is now back to the original six after jettisoning off the two most recent additions? Throw Hyomin front and center. Truth be told, there isn’t a lot that Hyomin can’t do outside solving the PR nightmare that is CCM (and no one ever said that she was a miracle worker). Because what Hyomin can do, she can do better than most about anybody:
Hyomin’s sexiness causes more heart attacks than blood clots.
The idea of Hyomin bullying is hotter than six suns wrapped in Aphrodite’s bed.
Hyomin’s talents make Batman look like a one trick pony.
Hyomin’s beauty is more magical than a unicorn riding a rainbow made of Cupid’s farts.
Hyomin causes more things to malfunction than a power surge.
Hyomin is proof that God does not entirely hate humanity.