Waifu Wednesday: Kim Hyoyeon

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Kim Hyoyeon is a South Korean idol singer, dancer and model. She is best known for being the best dancer in Girls’ Generation, and one of the more fearsome hip shakers in the genre.

K-Pop is an odd genre where one’s dancing ability can be just as, if not more, important than actual vocal or musical ability. Hyoyeon is one such idol who benefits immensely from that being the case. The resident SNSD featured dancer doesn’t get many singing lines as her voice is a little low, with limited range. But in a musical act where the choreography is critical, Hyoyeon manages to stand out in a group of nine, all of whom are some of the more precise dancers in K-Pop (as average as some of SNSD’s efforts are, their choreography is always pretty great considering that figuring out the spacing between nine members has to be difficult). The girl can do pretty much anything on a dance floor, and she looks amazing while doing so (as evidenced by her second place finish in her season of Dancing with the Stars). She’s also gotten immensely pretty. Considering that pop is such a visual experience, while it would be easy to dismiss Hyoyeon based on her vocals, it is damn near impossible to dismiss her based on everything else.


Hyoyeon is so sexy that her image causes more heat than a brush fire.

Dat stomach though.

Dat stomach though.

Hyoyeon dances with all the fluidity of water and all the ferociousness of a rabid wolverine.

Also owns a red carpet like a baws.

Also owns a red carpet like a baws.

Hyoyeon is so talented that her food shopping lists are chronicled at the Library of Congress.

Also, chronicle all her dresses.

Her dresses should be immortalized.

Hyoyeon’s level of beauty breaks numbers.

Tiffany figuratively pulls the chair out from under Hyoyeon.

Tiffany figuratively pulls the chair out from under Hyoyeon.

Hyoyeon is so beautiful that her legs cause more nosebleeds than a Black Friday brawl.

All the blood through the nose orifices.

All the blood through the nose orifices.





  1. black soshi · · Reply

    Hell yes. From her Insta I have gleaned that she has also taken up golf and is an alpine skier. These two revelations have made me even more of a fan, but that last gif has realy turned up the heat. Awesome Slug!

  2. Kpoptartsarebestpoptarts · · Reply

    Nice work! Hyo really distinguished herself in my eyes during Invincible Youth 2 when she said how hard it was for her to get any attention among her fellow GG members because she has always been a tomboy and detests aegyo. From that point on I was a big fan.

    And I really like her voice. It’s low and smoky and sexy and I wish they would let her use it more. This little number she did with Yuri and Henry on their IGAB showcase was a rare chance for her to show it off.

    Again, nice work. She is more than worthy.

    1. I missed that on IY2 but that’s sounds very like her to say something so honest. Not really a SNSD fan but she comes across as one of the more level-headed members.

      A classic Hyoyeon moment was when she dissed Yoona on a variety show. Just watch the other members’ reactions. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gq_W4Z8a4ug

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