Man Candy Mondays: Onew

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Lee Jin-ki, better known as Onew is a South Korean idol singer, dancer, lyricist, presenter, radio host MC, promotional model and probable wizard. He is best known for being in K-Pop group SHINee where Onew is the leader and lead vocalist.

Onew may not be the manliest of K-Pop idols but he’s one of the more, erhm, fair (?) ones. The leader of SHINee, it could be said, is the prettiest pretty boy in the prettiest of pretty boy boy-groups. When Minho is the hardcore sex appeal of a group, you’re not exactly aiming to monopolize the hunk market. Onew also has one of the most unique voices in K-Pop, which only helps him stand out. It’s high, without ever being a falsetto and it’s a bit brassy as well which makes for a really unique combination of awesome. So sure, any member of 2 PM could probably crush Onew with a bicep curl but when you can melt hearts with your voice like Onew can, all that time in the gym seems like wasted effort by comparison.

Him:

Onew is so cute that his smile is the environmental equivalent of a fluffy cloud.

He even makes violence look adorable.

He even makes violence look adorable.

Onew’s voice is smoother than oil slicked butter doused on an eel.

Also, his pants are magic.

Also, his pants are magic.

Onew is so pretty that the god’s traverse universes to see a glimpse of his majesty.

Meanwhile, under the definition of d'awww.

Meanwhile, under the definition of d’awww.

Onew is so talented that the An Idiot’s Guide to  series is based off his childhood diaries.

Yup, just going to leave this one here.

Yup, just going to leave this one here.

Onew’s eyes are so transfixing that they are portals into another time and space.

Staring into Onew's eyes for too long may lead to drooling slack-jawed bliss.

Staring into Onew’s eyes for too long may lead to drooling slack-jawed bliss.

Me:

fan spazz

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3 comments

  1. black soshi · · Reply

    …and he sang a duet with Jessica. I’m not sure if I hate him or its just envy. But if Sica thinks he’s alright, then I guess I can too. I’m making progress.

  2. I can’t even with Onew.
    He is my number 1 kpop crush. I just. Omg. He’s way too much.
    I even have dreams featuring him. In one of them I was on a school bus and no one was sitting next to Onew cause they’re all scared of him and “OMG HE’S FAMOUS” but I just went to sit next to him and then we became best friends and fell in love. ^_^
    I also had a dream with SNSD in it but they were mean to me and called me a bitch to my face. :/
    Point: I fucking love Lee Jin ki. Look at his god damn smile. LOOK AT IT. 😡

  3. ivainiryl · · Reply

    His voice alone is enough to drop-panties. Flash that smile and he’s got a cult following ready to do anything for him.

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