Waifu Wednesday: Park Jiyeon

jiyeon t-ara number 9 shoot

Park Jiyeon is a South Korean idol, singer, model, MC and actress. She is best known for being a member of T-ara and for being either the most adorable thing ever or the evilest cyclops in existence.

Truth is she’s the sexiest cyclops in existence and I welcome our new cyclops overlord. Jiyeon often gets a bad rap along with Hyomin and Eunjung for the whole Hwayoung thing, but she has managed to fight back due to a legion of die hard T-ara fans who leap to the defense of their vaunted Queen and her killer and pretty unique eyes, which can transfix, hypnotize and kill with equal efficiency. In T-ara, Jiyeon doesn’t bring much to the table vocally. Soyeon is a better singer, as are Eunjung and Hyomin arguably, and Jiyeon isn’t much of a rapper either. But in terms of stage presence, no one in T-ara stands out more for all the right reasons than Jiyeon. Her unique features definitely turn heads but her well rounded skills keep those turned heads at attention. All hail and bow down to the most gorgeous cyclops.

Her:

Jiyeon is the actual inspiration for Marvel’s Cyclops as her gaze does burn holes into souls.

Alternatively, turns hearts to mush.

Alternatively, turns hearts to mush.

Jiyeon is so beautiful that sunsets instagram her.

Wanna be dat hand.

Leather. Pants.

Jiyeon is so cute that colors seem less bright when she leaves a room.

Driving with Jiyeon in the car should be illegal due to who the heck would watch the road?

Driving with Jiyeon in the car should be illegal due to who the heck would watch the road?

Jiyeon’s level of sexy makes Aphrodite feel like a chump.

Proof that life is unfair.

Proof that life is unfair.

Jiyeon affirms humanity’s greatness in ways that are only matched by the Great Wall of China and the Pyramids.

Killing me softly with her everything.

Killing me softly with her everything.

Deep down, everyone wants to get bullied by Jiyeon.

Bully me all night long.

She could bully me all night long.

Jiyeon’s hips are the truth, the way, and the light.

Better for mankind than veggies.

Better for mankind than veggies.

Me:

fangirling pikachu

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19 comments

  1. Just remember that the devil was the most beautiful angel in heaven… 😉

    1. And what a beautiful devil she is. Hail Satan.

  2. Thank you so much Yellowslug. Jiyeon is the most sexy awesome out of all the sexy awesome T-ara. Her eyes are so powerful they can steal a mans soul. My fave is blond evil villain day-by-day style Jiyeon.
    For someone so vocally irrelevant she has such a powerful presence during performances. Queen Cyclops FTW.

    1. Oh yeah also forgot she is the once and future maknae again. Burn in irrelevance Dani.

      1. Long live maknae Jiyeon. Amen. (May Dani be confined to purgatory or devour the soulless Boram)

  3. Soyeon is an awful singer.

    1. jiyeonlover · · Reply

      wahaw. bagsika nimog tingog dong ui. ulol!

  4. Paige-Nevaeh · · Reply

    “Deep down, everyone wants to get bullied by Jiyeon”

    So, so true though.

    1. Mmmmhhmmmm. Beat me Jiyeon, beat me hard.

  5. Buck nasty · · Reply

    I don’t really think she is all that attractive. At best she is #5 out of the 6 girls

    1. Cool, I’ll take her then.

  6. therealcz · · Reply

    First article I read on your blog and I’m already a big fan. I recently became a Cyclops convert, as Soyeon was my favorite until this comeback.

    1. Eunjung stan myself, but the Cyclops’ army grows stronger by the day.

  7. “(May Dani be confined to purgatory or devour the soulless Boram)”

    Most of the time I agree with that but sometimes I wonder what will happen if she does join the group proper. Will the well-honed bully abilities of the older T-aras be able to compete with the natural talent derived from growing up in america?
    Also I picture Boram and Dani as new best friends, cuz they both look like they’re 12 years old.

    1. I just took a look at Dani from the 5 dolls ‘Can You Love Me’ music video and couldn’t agree more (hate to say this but she was really unattractive in that MV). I had a hard time picturing her with the rest of seasoned T-ara members.. than I came across the following pictures and realised even she could be ‘T-arafied’ with the copious amounts of make-up.
      http://onekpop.com/35037/picture-t-ara-releases-individual-concept-photos-for-day-by-day/#

      1. No. Keep Kim Kwang Soo’s jailbait crush far away from T-ara.

    2. What talent? And the idea of Dani and Boram being friends makes me want them both to be hurdled into the sun.

  8. I agree she’s gorgeous and sexy, but she ain’t got no stage presence. None of the girls of T-ara have that much, but she’s one of the weakest.

    1. JiyeonLover · · Reply

      *marak* ulawa nako sa imung profile pic na drahon ball ui! papansin. duh!

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