Meng Jia is a Chinese singer, rapper, actress and model. She is best known for being in Korean pop group Miss A where she plies her trade as the group’s main rapper and lead dancer.
Jia is fierce. Miss A seems calibrated to, at the same time, be one synchronized ball of hotness and still give each member a specific trait which distinguishes them from their group-mates. Suzy gets all the cute adoration and the saliva of an entire country. Fei is about the sexiest thing on the face of the universe. Min pretty much defines swagger. But Jia? The girl is fierce. It can be subtle, as she shares heritage with Fei and rapping duties with Min, but Jia is the total package. She dances with a confidence and viciousness that borders on violent and she embodies her moves in her vocal delivery, which cuts through Suzy and Fei’s singing with all the edge of a bowling ball of knives. She’s also kinda ridiculously hot. A hot searing knife right through the heart.
Jia is so hot that the Sun seeks shade to cool off from her.
Jia dancing is classified as a lethal weapon under international law.
Jia is so sexy that every keyboard in her immediate vicinity only has three keys: H, N, G.
Jia is so beautiful that the moon and the stars are fighting over who gets to vie for her affection first.
Jia could sell me dog shit and I’d call it chocolate.
Jia’s swagger is so great that Kanye just felt another soul shattering quiver of inadequacy and doesn’t quite understand why.
Jia owns so much that the term monopoly was invented to describe it.