Park In-Jung (aka Soyeon) is a South Korean idol, singer, dancer and actress. She is best known for being the main
bully vocalist of T-ara.
It is a damn shame that Soyeon couldn’t have been a third member of duo DaVichi because her talents are squandered in T-ara. To call Soyeon the “main vocalist” in T-ara is a bit of an understatement as (with the departure of Ahreum), she’s pretty much the only person that T-ara can turn to for actual singing chops. Instead, Soyeon has to deal with the same incompetent management that DaVichi does, but she also has to deal with the unrolling clusterfuck that trails T-ara like the stank of a coat made up of dead skunk carcasses. Weirdly enough, she almost had her chance to have professional management as a trainee when she was slated to debut with SNSD (is there any other greater “What if?” scenario in K-Pop than the Power of 10?), but she dropped out of the group due to personal reasons. Not so lucky for Soyeon, but very lucky for CCM and T-ara, who ride Soyeon’s vocals during ballads like Miley rides a wrecking ball. You know. If a wrecking ball was also as cute as a button.
Soyeon is so cute that stuffed animals want her for Christmas.
Soyeon’s vocal talents are recorded and practiced by the choir of angels.
Soyeon is so beautiful that flowers self-immolate out of shame and inadequacy in her presence.
Soyeon is so boss that gods and goddesses take her appointments for her.
Soyeon’s beauty is not so much seen as it is felt in the soul.
T-ara comebacks are to be celebrated for the following things: Netizen rage, Soyeon, CCM flailing about, Eunjung, Kim Kwang Soo bluster, Soyeon and Soyeon.
Soyeon is so hot that she is the third leading cause of global warming.