Man Candy Mondays: Lim Hyunsik

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Lim Hyunsik is a South Korean idol vocalist and dancer. He is best known for being one of the insanely abbed out members of K-Pop group BTOB.

BTOB are the heir apparent to 2 PMs masculine ab-filled throne. While EXO has apparently monopolized the boyishly cute look through a mixture of scientific engineering and Orphan Black style cloning, BTOB seems to be carving out a little niche for themselves as the sweaty, hunky, ovary gushing idol group of choice for those who like their up and coming idols with a little more manly swagger. Hyunsik is a good representation of BTOB and the look and sound that the group looks to achieve. Hyunsik is more handsome and hunky than cute (though he pulls that off just fine, thank you very much) but that is to his advantage in the current K-Pop landscape. The universal law of K-Pop should be “MOAR abs, always MOAR abs” and Hyunsik very much validates these holy truths.

Him:

Hyunsik is so dreamy that Inception is actually one layer of Hyunsik’s subconscious.

All black everything.

All black everything.

Hyunsik causes more dampness than a sauna in the Amazon.

More chiseled than a marble statue by an arthritic body builder.

More chiseled than a marble statue by an arthritic body builder.

Hyunsik is so talented that Shakespeare takes his creative writing classes.

Melting the sun with a wink.

Melting the sun with a wink.

Hyunsik makes other idols look as basic as simple addition in a calculus class.

Why so serious?

Why so serious?

Hyunsik is so hot that his gaze burns Superman.

Burning up like a dry brush in a wind storm made of cigarettes.

Burning up like a dry brush in a wind storm made of cigarettes.

Hyunsik’s abs are so great that one can use it as a cutting board.

Heaven burst forth from his groin.

Heaven burst forth from his groin.

 

Me:

The translated version for me

The translated version for me

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5 comments

  1. The one in the fourth picture is actually Minhyuk, one of the other BTOB members but he has them sik abs too so it’s alright. Zhang Yixing/Son Dongwoon?

    1. Dang it, stupid image tags. Oh well, I’ll keep it up there for posterity’s sake of MAI FAILURE. Of those two, who has the better abs? This will be critical.

  2. Son Dongwoon definitely but his face is.. meh. Dongwoon has abs and Yixing has face + nice muscle definition on the arms/legs etc (tho’ nothing in comparison to Hyunsik /sigh )

  3. PaulKentB · · Reply

    OMG that Kyungri and SungA gif. dance thingy!!! what does is that frooom???\
    9MUSES ❤

    1. Not sure about the actual source, but it was definitely practice for a “remix” version of “Dolls” (starts about 2:35 mark).

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