Girl’s Day has released their first commercials for BHC Chicken, and who knew that destroying people’s lives for eating the “wrong” fried chicken could be so sexy and adorable looking.
Girl’s Day may try to mask their pain-inducing intentions through the excuse of etiquette, but the group is all to eager to wreck havoc on a public that is ill-prepared to deal with such a strict, law and order police force.
In the first CF clip, the girls arrest a man who attempted to receive a kiss by utilizing the spicy sauce from the chicken left on his face. While in the second one, the girls storm into the home of a man who was caught eating the pickled side dish with his hands.
Oh please. Here’s the first video, where Girl’s Day cock blocks a date that seems to be going perfectly well:
And here’s Girl’s Day causing irreparable psychological harm to a child by taking her father away and probably banishing her to state-run foster care:
GIRL’S DAY, YOU MONSTERS.
In totally unrelated news, I am going to buy hot sauce and smear it all over my face and pickle enough radishes to feed an army.
Which I will then spill on the floor.
Please arrest me Girl’s Day.