Waifu Wednesday: Song Jieun

ji eun secret scrt yoohoo cover

Song Jieun is a South Korean idol singer and dancer. She is best known as the main vocalist of K-Pop group SECRET, where she is (and I say this as a lover of all things Hyosung) the prettiest thing, bar none.

SECRET is almost unfair with the amount of pretty in the group but Jieun somehow manages to standout. She may not get the internet love that Hyosung does (because bewbs and gummy smile) and she may not be the sexiest member (Hyosung also dominates in that department) but it would be a hard task to find a prettier, cuter girl who can belt a note in K-Pop, let alone SECRET. In that way, SECRET is the perfect vehicle for Jieun to showcase her wholesome charms and very good chops because there is hardly a group which commits to cute aegyo as heavily as SECRET can, and there is hardly a girl who can pull it off as well as Jieun.

Her:

Jieun is so cute that buttons confuse her for a long lost relative.

More unfair than Bo Jackson in Techmo.

More unfair than Bo Jackson in Techmo.

Jieun is prettier than the promise of a sunrise.

She even makes that top hat pretty.

She even makes that top hat pretty.

Jieun is so talented that a thousand monkeys typing on a thousand typewriters for eternity would not be able to adequately describe the breadth of her abilities.

Unf.

Unf.

Jieun is so hot that her name causes candles to melt.

Aaaand the Candle Shop just shit itself.

Aaaand the Candle Shop just shit itself.

Jieun is so perfect that entire scholarly departments are dedicated to researching her miraculous being.

You are my poison.

You are my poison.

Jieun is so beautiful that when people die, they see her at the end of the tunnel.

Her boogers are probably actual gold.

Her boogers are probably actual gold.

Song Jieun may have the unintended side effects of uncontrollable drooling, spontaneous nose bleeds and heart attacks. Please consult with a physician beforehand.

Also, may be addictive.

Also, may be addictive.

Me:

jonah hill fangirl

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5 comments

  1. black soshi · · Reply

    The hottest girls on the planet live here.

    1. Give me all the waifus. All of them.

  2. Yep – Jieun is the hottest member of Secret.

    1. Hyosung is mai SECRET waifu but I can’t argue that Jieun is probably hotter.

  3. You forgot to mention her ‘awesome’ popping skills ;P

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