Kim Jong In, better known by his stage name Kai, is a South Korean idol singer and rapper. He is the main dancer, vocalist, lead rapper and visual of K-Pop behemoth group EXO.
I know next to nothing about EXO. Part of this is due to the fact that the group tends to attract the most rabid fandom this side of crazy town and part of it is that most of them look like they haven’t started learning algebra yet. Trying to get to know any group who looks like they were snatched from their middle schools in the middle of the night is going to be an uphill battle from the start and EXO’s fan base doesn’t make it any easier to embrace the group. However, if EXO were to have one guy who is suitably man candy-esque instead of simply adorably cute, it’d be Kai who raps with a confident (pardon the overused term) “swagger” that stands out.
While I’m admittedly not the best judge on what constitutes sexy in a guy (I tend to use a simple equation of eyebrows x abs), if the very thought of you gets Nicole Jung all wet and bothered, you’re probably doing a thousand things right. So hats off to Kai for managing to stand out among the seventy five thousand other members of EXO as the one man candy to rule them all.
Kai is so sexy that moths burn themselves up in one hundred feet of him.
Kai causes more thirstiness than a drought in a desert.
Kai’s swag is so real that people have tried to patent it.
Kai is so good looking that he has never been able to gaze upon himself, for all mirrors and water evaporate in his presence.
Kai’s cuteness teaches puppies the emotion of envy.
Kai is so desirable that Juan Ponce de Leon was actually searching for Kai when he landed on Florida.