Waifu Wednesday: Park Narae

narae tonight

Park Narae is a South Korean idol, singer and dancer. She is best known for being a vocalist in K-Pop group SPICA.

SPICA has an impressive pedigree, and of the five Narae may be the least seasoned, despite not being the youngest in the group. Jiwon was originally a member of Five Girls, a group which was set to consist of her, Uee, Hyosung, Yubin and G.NA (I still want this to happen). Juhyun was a rapper with a couple songs under her belt. Kim Boa was a vocal trainer for Infinite, Rainbow and Kara before getting the chance to shine on stage and Bohyung was originally supposed to be in 2NE1. Narae? She was a contestant on the first season of reality show Superstar K. Not a winner. A contestant. But B2M made a smart move bringing her on as they saw something in Narae before her debut that screamed K-Pop star:

Narae pre-debut,  picture taken from Paradise's clouds.

Narae pre-debut, picture taken from Paradise’s clouds.

No, she’s not only unfairly hot. Narae’s a good singer to boot though she doesn’t get much of a chance to show it. Narae may not have the lungs of Boa or Bohyung but she’s the all important balancing counterweight who stops songs from flying off the handle. It’s not the sexiest job in K-Pop, and it means that she rarely gets the spotlight to herself vocally but it’s a necessary one in a group that has two powerhouse singers who can threaten to overwhelm the songs if left to their own devices. Hopefully, Narae’s underrated work and lack of lines is balanced out by the fact that when the lights come on for live performances, she shines through all the brighter.

Her:

Narae is so beautiful that Shakespeare gets writer’s block trying to describe her.

Narae uses selca. It's super effective!

Narae uses selca. It’s super effective!

Narae is so talented that the Rosetta Stone cannot decipher the depths of her abilities.

Narae does the impossible, makes baseball entertaining.

Narae does the impossible, makes baseball entertaining.

Narae’s voice is so awe inspiring that Buddah just tripped over his robes at the sound of it.

The choir of angels wanna cut her.

The choir of angels wanna cut her.

Narae is so sexy that her image is used at blood donor clinics for people who are afraid of needles.

I could use a blood transfusion right about now.

I could use a blood transfusion right about now.

Narae makes thinking as difficult as trying to tie a knot with one toe.

So fierce. So good.

So fierce. So good.

Narae is so pretty that her appearance causes mass panic about the Second Coming.

Casually killing me.

Casually killing me.

Narae is an idea enveloped in a dream wrapped up in unicorn farts made of rainbow wishes.

She is everything right with the world.

She is everything right with the world.

Me:

spazz

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2 comments

  1. wow, she’s my bias in spica!!
    “Narae is an idea enveloped in a dream wrapped up in unicorn farts made of rainbow wishes.”
    agree with this hahahahah

    1. There really is no other way to describe her siiigggghhh.

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