SNSD’s Taeyeon Throws Out First Pitch, Someone Stop SNSD Before They Kill Someone

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Taeyeon and Seohyun attended a baseball game for the LG Twins and were invited to throw out the first pitch, presumably because the group is well known for their insane feats of baseball prowess and athletic skills.

Oh wait.

This isn’t them?

I am having the weirdest boner right now.

I am having the weirdest boner right now.

OOOOOHHHHHH Taeyeon of SNSD, the group which is almost as famous for their inability to throw a projectile within 15 feet of the intended target as they are for being K-Pop singers.



That is the most generous pitchers' strike zone ever.

That is the most generous pitchers’ strike zone ever.

This excludes Sunny and her Dodgers’ game pitch, which she did perfectly because she’s Sunny and she pulls her weight damnit.

We already have evidence that Taeyeon either can’t hit the backside of a barn or she is a violent psychopath (equally likely) and her most recent efforts at the mound lend credence to both arguments.

The “pitch”, if one can call it that, travels at such an upward angle that it is more of a lob than a throw.  Either Taeyeon got some advice from Tiffany and Jessica about releasing the ball five minutes too late and tried to correct for that by releasing the ball 10 hours too early or the ball was designed to be a grenade to stop the Seo-bot from achieving world domination (Gotta love Seohyun’s half-hearted swing. It’s the definition of “Fuck it”).

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That ball is so high, it would have plunked God.

On the real, someone needs to stage an intervention for SNSD before they embarrass themselves any further or slaughter some poor soul.

(Hot, sweet, sexy) FIRE IN THE HOLE

(Hot, sweet, sexy) FIRE IN THE HOLE

Because this is too damn good to be associated with failure.



  1. rohaniyerdxb · · Reply

    I think that if one combines Jessica’s attempt with the above, you might get a dead straight pitch… I guess being adorable nullifies everything though.

    1. Adorable nullifies all ills and wrongdoings.

  2. black soshi · · Reply

    I like how she knew immediately it was bad and hung her head. This was beyond awesome, and Seohyun being there made it that much better. So freaking hot. Thanks for the pic of Taeyeon in the windup, that’s a keeper. Taengood as gold.


  3. In the pics shes so damn cute n happy. I love Taengoo.

    1. She is more addictive than crack.

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