Waifu Wednesday: Han Seung-yeon

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Han Seung-yeon is a South Korean idol, singer, dancer and actress. She is best known for being the main vocalist in K-Pop group of awesome; KARA.

Seungyeon is the main vocalist, a title which is well earned (out of KARA, it comes down to her and Gyuri and Seungyeon has lungs which belie her tiny frame that even Gyuri can’t match). She is also the very definition of cute. Her nicknames range the gauntlet from “Hammie”, a play on her last name and the cartoon Hamtaro because she’s just that adorable, and the fake maknae because of her baby face and small size, especially compared to the actual maknae of the group, Jiyoung. Seungyeon is not only cute though. Her voice booms with a vocal range of a rocker (‘Guilty‘ is so good, and gives a glimpse into what Seungyeon could easily do as a solo artist) and she can flip the switch and become devastatingly sexy as well. Her thighs are the stuff of legends and her smile can melt the coldest of hearts and reaffirm even the hardest of cynics’ faith in humanity. All hail Seungyeon, the Hammie of our heart:

Her:

Seungyeon is so cute that Pikachu just filed for unemployment.

That smile performs more miracles than Jesus.

That smile performs more miracles than Jesus.

Seungyeon’s singing is only rivaled by her sexiness.

LEGS. ALL OF THE LEGS.

LEGS. ALL OF THE LEGS.

If Seungyeon told me that I could walk on water, I’d run into a lake of piranhas.

Destroying more minds than reality TV.

Destroying more minds than reality TV.

Seungyeon’s level of cute is on such another level, it’s a different game.

Somewhere, God is posting flyers of a missing angel.

Somewhere, God is posting flyers of a missing angel.

Seungyeon is so sexy that Venus killed herself at the sight of her.

Pandora Seungyeon is best Seungyeon.

Pandora Seungyeon is best Seungyeon.

Seungyeon’s smile causes simultaneous heart attacks and resurrections.

Owns so much cute, she should be regulated.

Owns so much cute, she should be regulated.

Seungyeon’s legs bring more happiness than Christmas morning.

So, so good.

So, so good.

Me:

Fanboying so hard

Fanboying so hard

And with that, KARA has the distinction of being the first group to get entirely Waifu Wednesday’d (Gyuri, Nicole, Jiyoung and Hara have each had their moment in the spazzing sunlight). It is only appropriate, given KARA’s status as this writer’s gateway drug into the little world of madness that is K-Pop.

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9 comments

  1. “..KARA has the distinction of being the first group to get entirely Waifu Wednesday’d.”

    What an honor. You should present them with some sort of trophy.

    They really do deserve to be the first group to be Waifu’d.

    Seungyeon is so damn cute!

    1. I am tempted to make a Yellow Slug trophy to send them now haha. Maybe it’ll show up in one of their selcas… a man can dream after all.

  2. SeungYeon is gorgeous, awesome, she is one of my two ultimate K-Pop biases and Guilty is one of the best K-Pop songs ever! That pretty much sums up what I think about this Goddess.

    1. She is amazing. I can’t think of another idol who embodies “cute” as perfectly as Seungyeon.

  3. rohaniyerdxb · · Reply

    Finally! I have been awaiting this day eagerly… The selection of images ths time around is spectacular!!!

    1. It’s easy because Seungyeon is spectacular.

      1. rohaniyerdxb · ·

        Speaking of Kara and spectacular, their new concept “The Queens” is absolutely gorgeous.

  4. Out of curiosity, why choose this girl last. She is a cute, sexy, sweet, adorable, bunny rabbit of a babe. Thats all bases covered.

    1. Haha, with KARA it’s always hard to choose. I have literally had each of them be my group favorite at least once (weirdly except Jiyoung. Don’t know why). As why Hammie was the last one, someone had to be and I’m guessing that Jiyoung had a hot pictorial spread or something that made me do a write up on her before Seungyeon. Nicole, Hara, and Gyuri have also been my faves for longer, so they get seniority (or something like that so it makes sense in my mind).

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