Lee Jooyeon is a South Korean idol singer and actress. She is best known for being one of the only original members left in After School, where she is the sub-Leader, vocalist, lead dancer, rapper and main visual (hell, I think she has more titles than she’s had lines in all After School singles combined).
Jooyeon operates in an unfortunate space in After School. In any other group, she would be the designated rapper and be guaranteed at least four or five bars per song to be showcased as the
sextastic eye candy talent that she is. Alas, in After School, Jooyeon runs into the formidable fuckton of sex appeal that is Nana sooooo she’s somehow one of the most senior members of her group who also gets a criminally low amount of lines. It’s After School, no one’s watching them for their singing prowess. So, may this be Jooyeon’s moment in the sun. Her instagram and prankster persona are wasted in her group, but they will be eagerly celebrated here. Because she’s unimaginably hawt.
Jooyeon is so hot that her gaze boils water.
Jooyeon is so inexplicably under-used in After School that scholars have dedicated years of their life to figure out the phenomena.
Jooyeon is so beautiful that poets kill themselves trying to adequately describe her.
Jooyeon could talk me into a pit of vipers.
Jooyeon is so cute that she makes puppies piss themselves with joy.
Jooyeon is so pretty that Lizzy worships at her ankles.
Jooyeon is so sexy that gods and goddesses worship her stool.
Jooyeon’s cuteness is not so much an experience as it is a punch of goodness to the soul.