Waifu Wednesday: Clara Lee

clara lee cover

Clara (Lee Seong-Min) is a South Korean actress who was born in Switzerland. I suppose she’s been in things for stuff that I’m sure are good and moving and all of that.

Sooooo, Clara. Sometimes, the feels hit one so bad that all rational thoughts fly out the window. And so it was with Jay Park’s “Joah”, a music video that is pretty basic… except for the vision of perfection that is Clara interspersed throughout:

Here’s how bad the Clara bug can get. I may or may not have downloaded this song onto my phone so that I could THINK about Clara when it comes on. The girl is just flat out ridiculous. Also, she’s going to be on this diving reality show with Soyu, NS Yoon-G and Minho which makes it must watch reality TV. So, while I can’t tell you how good of an actress she is outside of looking absolutely stunning while strutting around Seattle sipping coffee, I can tell you that Clara can incept minds well enough so that they’ll play K-Pop rap singles to try and conjure her into existence. Now, to hit replay one more time…

Her:

Clara is so unbelievably sexy that the dictionary has no adequate words to describe it.

Obey your thirst (for Clara)

Obey your thirst (for Clara)

Clara has caused more ships to wreck themselves than hurricanes.

Drowning in feels.

Drowning in feels.

Clara’s sexiness is so unbelievable that the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus send her valentines.

Done changed the game.

Done changed the game.

Clara could say that volcanoes were full of pillows and I’d dive right in.

Something, something, balls, something, something stick.

Something, something, balls, something, something stick.

Clara is so perfect that ancient Greek philosophers are despondent that they no longer have anything to debate.

And in the end, the Cubs finally won.

And in the end, the Cubs finally won.

Clara is so beautiful that her mere presence draws more eyeballs than the Super Bowl.

Meanwhile, in Yellow Slug's dreams

Meanwhile, in Yellow Slug’s dreams

Staring at Clara is like a drug. After awhile, one starts to get withdrawls.

Haters gonna boobs.

Haters gonna boobs.

Clara is so cute that angels cast themselves out of heaven to make room for her.

Thank you Lord. You are good.

Thank you Lord. You are good.

Her:

fan going wild

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6 comments

  1. Nice choice.

    Ever since I found out about her from that opening pitch she did, my hard drive has been filling up with Clara.

    1. Haha, I remember the pitch when it first happened, but I wasn’t a fan until “Joah”. Got a thing for cute girls in coffee shops and bookstores I suppose.

  2. Stan Ha · · Reply

    bOObs

  3. these photo captions are amazing

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