Hyomin and T-ara celebrated four years of survival under Core Content Media on instagram.
It is hard to tell what T-ara is celebrating: the fact that they made it or the fact that they “made” it. The group, at least musically, has consistently been one of the best acts out there, no matter all the extracurricular bullshit that follows them like the smell of vomit in a frat house. Nevertheless, four years later, and with the original gang of six being the only official members doing shit, Hyomin uploaded this picture to her instagram account per allkpop:
Hyomin celebrated T-ara‘s 4th anniversary on her Instagram!
On July 29, she uploaded a photo of the 6 T-ara members just smiling and being silly on camera, centered around a image that had the number ‘4’ shaped out with their song titles. She also included a photo of a sunflower in the bottom left corner.
She captioned the photo, “I love you“.
Academic scholars are currently debating the meaning of the photograph and have split into two camps. The first camp, headed by Dr. Tara Arebullies is outraged and posits that the six are celebrating the supposed elimination and soul eating ceremony of departed members Hwayoung and Ahreum.
“It is disgusting that T-ara can celebrate so happily after Kim Kwang Soo literally devoured Hwayoung’s beating heart in order to gain enough potency to pork Dani” said Dr. Arebullies in a statement to the press.
There are those that disagree with Dr. Arebullies and her school of thought, the most notable of those being Professor Uni Di’notmeanit, who theorizes that the six are actually victims of a varying form of Stockholm Syndrome where the captives start to empathize with their captor by dancing and singing non-stop, irregardless of health, in order to please their tormentor. Professor Di’notmeanit is currently petitioning the APA to have the Dani Disorder listed in the next edition of the DSM.
Said Professor Di’notmeanit, “Clearly, this is a cry for help from T-ara. The proclamation of ‘I love you’ is both a desperate plea for help and a means to pacify their cruel captor.”
Core Content Media could not be reached for comment on this story but a source close to Kim Kwang Soo calls the theories “ridiculous”, noting that “Director Kim does not need to eat the heart of a person to leach their life energy” and that Kim Kwang Soo personally took the photo for T-ara because “they begged him to shoot them all”.