IU told everyone to fuq off and that she’d get that Eunhyuk diq on demand if she damn well pleased.
Aw, who am I kidding.
She apologized to everything and everyone under the Sun *sad trombone. Per allkpop:
The topic of the photo she’d uploaded onto her Twitter had long been avoided, but she finally spoke up about it on the July 23 installment of SBS‘ ‘Incarnation‘. When asked about the incident, she started with, “I wondered, why did this happen? Why did I do this? First, I did upload it by mistake. And to be honest, I couldn’t even blame anyone else because I was the one who uploaded it. It wasn’t that I could even have a hard time because of it [because it was my fault].”
She added, “I was so sorry to many people. Since I did it myself, I thought, who should I feel the most apologetic to? Should I be sorry to the people who loved me? Or should I be sorry to the people who loved the person I hurt (the other person in the photo)? I also thought a lot about, should I go out and apologize to everyone and clear up all the misunderstandings, or should I just stay quiet? I pushed back variety shows as much as I could because of that.“
She continued, “I was so sorry. It wasn’t something that made me have a hard time, being a burden on me or anything because I should just be sorry to everyone. I’m so sorry.“
In all seriousness, this was pretty much the only move that IU could make given her status as South Korea’s little Disney Princess. Sucks that she has to walk the fine line between appearing to be desirable without actually acting on any desirability but that is the life of K-Pop idols, and doubly so for the Nation’s Little Sister. Hence, a statement that had more sorrys in it than the board game section at Toys R Us.
IU then apologized for 9/11, the JFK Assassination and the Black Plague before trying to commit seppuku. She is in stable condition and apologizes for that as well.