So “Female President” is the best thing about summer in the Year of Our Lord 2013 but netizens are getting their panties in a wad over Yura’s booty.
DreamT Entertainment stated, “Yura’s outfit is a pair of full-body tights. Because it is not a one-piece dress, certain parts of her body weren’t exposed.”
Netizens predictably couldn’t process the wonders of Yura’s behind.
Netizens commented, “Even though an explanation has been released, there is no denying that this music video was a bit too racy”, “My eyes can’t help but to look over there whether its tights or not”, and more.
So, uh, after doing a whole bunch of “research” and “investigation” into this rather pressing and important issue, I think it’s safe to call bullshit on this.
Unless full body tights now come stock with “realistic looking bruise on upper right thigh”, “purposeful material wrinkles at seams of butt with contrasting skin tight textile material to simulate smoothness of legs” and “flap sewn right above crotch to give the illusion of dress”. Not that I’m complaining, netizens be dumb if they can’t appreciate all that ass. I mean look at her. Yura is freaking magical and deserves all the praise and adulation in the world. Shrines should be built in her honor. That dress, I’m sorry, those tights should be in the Louvre. In fact, I move to have a holiday dedicated to Yura and her “full body tights”.
Now, back to research on this critical issue.